Damned! I f*cked my grandma by mistake

Lyrics · Letra

Verse

I open my eyes
My body is shaking
Shit! My head is twisted!
I’m fucking naked.

I smell something nice.
It brings me memories from my childhood.
Like a Deja Vu!
Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
Its grandma’s smell.
Lemongrass and peppermint!

I look to my right and…
I'm paralyzed
Oh
What a sight
Goddamn!!!
¡It’s Grandma on my bed!

Prechorus

What the fuck!!?
What happened last night?
Why did I doooooooooo!?!?

Chorus

Damned! Damned! Damned!
I took grandma to my bed.
Damned! Damned! Damned!
I took her flower away
Damned! Damned! Damned!
Yes! I made it by mistake
Damned! Damned! Damned!
I'm gonna be my grandpa right away?

Verse 2

But how did it ended like this?
I started to remember.
We were drinking like tomorrow is the end of the world
All my boys like
"Who is that hottie?"
And she said
"Just call me Granny, who wants my flower?
What the fuck!!

Prechorus

The night was hot
I was on the top
But I was way too high to connect the dots

Chorus

Damned! Damned! Damned!
I took grandma to my bed.
Damned! Damned! Damned!
I took her flower away
Damned! Damned! Damned!
Yes! I made it by mistake
Damned! Damned! Damned!
I'm gonna be my grandpa right away?

Verse 3

Another dark image came to my mind
She was yelling: ¡"Just call me Granny, Don't you recognize me?!”
What the fuck?
Grandma don't touch me.
Im Eugene, your grandson.
She was yelling again:
“Just drink this vodka ¡you pussy!”

Prechorus

The vodka was tough.
Eugene was in shock.
And Granny on the top

Chorus

Damned! Damned! Damned!
I took grandma to my bed.
Damned! Damned! Damned!
I took her flower away
Damned! Damned! Damned!
Yes! I made it by mistake
Damned! Damned! Damned!
I'm gonna be my grandpa right away?